Remember how Bailey and I have a blog? Remember how I used to post Dealbreakers? Well here's two more:
1. People who use the word "freelance" voluntarily. This goes for men and women. Looking at you "freelance bloggers", "freelance photographers" or "freelance actors". Sit down. Also if a guy refers to himself as a "freelance filmmaker", run the other direction.
2. People who insist on shopping exclusively at Whole Foods. I don't give a shit about Whole Foods. I walked in to a Whole Foods a few weeks ago on my lunch break to get a drink and I felt like Ron Swanson in that one Parks and Rec episode where he's like "I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.". Specifically though, I'm talking about the people who are really adamant about eating only grass fed beef/cage free eggs or whatever, and think they're a better person for that. It doesn't fucking matter if you're eating meat that came from cows who were allowed to eat grass instead of force fed corn and soy, or eggs and meat from chickens who weren't forcibly impregnated and didn't live in cages. It doesn't make you a better person than me because you're still eating a fucking animal who was slaughtered and used for food so you can get off your high horse now. BYE.
Monday, June 4, 2012
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Reel Talk: Thanksgiving Movie Holiday Round-Up
A Belated Happy Thanksgiving to all!
While my family has no true tradition for this first of the many wintery holidays, it seems like we always fall into a snuggily pit of movie watching. Sometimes we go out, but usually it is just whatever we find on TV. This Thanksgiving weekend was a truly special one in my father's book because we got free STARZ and ENCORE. Be thankful for all the little things right? This immediately made us jump to clog our tivo with every single movie we kind of sort of wanted to see. These were the ones that made the cut, but maybe made me want to cut my eyes out.
1.Parenthood (1989)
This Ron Howard film starring Steve Martin (and a very young Keanu Reeves) was surprisingly emotional and serious for a movie whose poster looks like the prequel for Cheaper by the Dozen. Following the intersecting stories of four grown up siblings and their families, including their grumpy old father, Parenthood tackles the semi taboo ideas of single parents dating, teen marriage/pregnancies, gambling and debt, and probably taken most seriously, children within therapy. While it wasn't as funny as expected, the film has an incredibly big heart that makes you think and appreciate your own parents a little bit more.
2.The Bounty Hunter (2010)
We couldn't get through the first half hour of it. I don't know why Gerard Butler continues to get roles, but this was just too much. Even a fat Jason Sudekis couldn't even fix this trainwreck.
3.Albert Nobbs (2011)
Glenn Close absolutely shines within this tale of gender bending and class issues of turn of the century Ireland. Working in a hotel as a waiter, Albert Nobbs saves her money in order to own her own tobacco shop and continue to make a better life for herself. Along the way she encounters desires for a wife, and confusion about her own place within the incredibly strict society. It's heartbreaking, inspiring, and upsetting all within one small film. My only issue with the film is that it bills Jonathan Rhys Meyers pretty high, while he only makes 3 appearances on screen entirely? Is he really that big of a name pull?
4.Burlesque (2010)
What can I say? I was really intrigued by this mish mash of a musical and an updated version of Britney Spears' Crossroads. There were more montages within this 2 hour and 15 minute sparkle fest than actual dialogue. Enough said.
5.My Week With Marilyn (2011)
Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain, Blue Valentine) completely embodies the aura and fun loving spirit of Ms. Monroe in this film. While I will always have issue with the fact that she was much too skinny to play the size 12 superstar, Williams' performace was the shining light of this mediocre Lifetime-esque film.
6.The Muppets (2011)
Going to see this opening night with no knowledge of the plot or jokes was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. This new revamping of our beloved hand-held friends is classic and has jokes for every age group. It also follows the fool proof muppet movie equation: songs+jokes+celebrity cameos=delightful. Good job Jason Segel with the help of Bret from Flight of the Conchords!
While my family has no true tradition for this first of the many wintery holidays, it seems like we always fall into a snuggily pit of movie watching. Sometimes we go out, but usually it is just whatever we find on TV. This Thanksgiving weekend was a truly special one in my father's book because we got free STARZ and ENCORE. Be thankful for all the little things right? This immediately made us jump to clog our tivo with every single movie we kind of sort of wanted to see. These were the ones that made the cut, but maybe made me want to cut my eyes out.
1.Parenthood (1989)
This Ron Howard film starring Steve Martin (and a very young Keanu Reeves) was surprisingly emotional and serious for a movie whose poster looks like the prequel for Cheaper by the Dozen. Following the intersecting stories of four grown up siblings and their families, including their grumpy old father, Parenthood tackles the semi taboo ideas of single parents dating, teen marriage/pregnancies, gambling and debt, and probably taken most seriously, children within therapy. While it wasn't as funny as expected, the film has an incredibly big heart that makes you think and appreciate your own parents a little bit more.
2.The Bounty Hunter (2010)
We couldn't get through the first half hour of it. I don't know why Gerard Butler continues to get roles, but this was just too much. Even a fat Jason Sudekis couldn't even fix this trainwreck.
3.Albert Nobbs (2011)
Glenn Close absolutely shines within this tale of gender bending and class issues of turn of the century Ireland. Working in a hotel as a waiter, Albert Nobbs saves her money in order to own her own tobacco shop and continue to make a better life for herself. Along the way she encounters desires for a wife, and confusion about her own place within the incredibly strict society. It's heartbreaking, inspiring, and upsetting all within one small film. My only issue with the film is that it bills Jonathan Rhys Meyers pretty high, while he only makes 3 appearances on screen entirely? Is he really that big of a name pull?
4.Burlesque (2010)
What can I say? I was really intrigued by this mish mash of a musical and an updated version of Britney Spears' Crossroads. There were more montages within this 2 hour and 15 minute sparkle fest than actual dialogue. Enough said.
5.My Week With Marilyn (2011)
Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain, Blue Valentine) completely embodies the aura and fun loving spirit of Ms. Monroe in this film. While I will always have issue with the fact that she was much too skinny to play the size 12 superstar, Williams' performace was the shining light of this mediocre Lifetime-esque film.
6.The Muppets (2011)
Going to see this opening night with no knowledge of the plot or jokes was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. This new revamping of our beloved hand-held friends is classic and has jokes for every age group. It also follows the fool proof muppet movie equation: songs+jokes+celebrity cameos=delightful. Good job Jason Segel with the help of Bret from Flight of the Conchords!
Monday, November 14, 2011
Love Heroes: Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward
The weather around Los Angeles has become unreliable and more increasingly cold with each passing week. Now is the time for cuddling up by the fireplace with your favorite holiday music (I actually highly suggest NOW That's What I Call Christmas)--or more realistically--hiding under a pile of blankets with your face smooshed towards the television. Either way, the winter season always makes me a little bit drunk with the idea of undying and adorable love. It might be the idea of another warm body keeping you warm purely for survival, or having someone to wear Christmas sweaters with you until March, I love it all.
No famous couple embodies the idea of ever-lasting love mixed with fun and mutual admiration as well as Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. The two met on the set of The Long Hot Summer (1957) and were married by February of 1958. While it would seem that a quick courting of two Hollywood stars followed by a marriage in Las Vegas would end as quickly as it began, the 50 year commitment between Newman and Woodward would only be severed by Newman's death from cancer in 2008.
What makes the Newmans stand out for me as a perfect snapshot of love is the fact that they had fun together. They made each other laugh, joked around, and of course it would never get old. Would you ever get old of waking up to see Paul Newman next to you?
Beyond being completely infatuated with each other, Newman and Woodward raised three adorable daughters and loved to help others through their "Hole in the Wall Gang Camp" for terminally ill children to play outdoors, and all of the
Newman's Own products that we've grown to love and forget features ole blue eyes on the front.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Six Zero Zero Zero!
Hey Girl--
6000 page views for Modern Girls and Old Fashioned Men!
Just think about what a stack of over 6000 chalupas would look like (or cheesy gordita crunches). That is how excited we are about this milestone.
long live taco bell.
J+B
6000 page views for Modern Girls and Old Fashioned Men!
Just think about what a stack of over 6000 chalupas would look like (or cheesy gordita crunches). That is how excited we are about this milestone.
long live taco bell.
J+B
Monday, October 10, 2011
Make Up Tips I
I'm back, bitches! I may just be the worst blogger ever but at least Bailey did an amazing job this summer while I was busy watching Netflix and not doing anything. Anyway, I get a lot of questions from friends about make up. I'm really into make up and I've had a lot of practice because I've been wearing it since the age of like, 12 due to horrible skin. I thought I'd start this series by posting my favorite products that I use all the time.
One of the most important things to know is that you do not need to spend a lot on make up products. While I do think that make up is one of the best things to splurge on, there are also tons of really great drugstore brands that are affordable and great quality. In fact I rarely buy make up from department store counters (besides skin care) because there are so many good cheap dupes nowadays. Most of the products I use are Revlon.
One of the most important things to know is that you do not need to spend a lot on make up products. While I do think that make up is one of the best things to splurge on, there are also tons of really great drugstore brands that are affordable and great quality. In fact I rarely buy make up from department store counters (besides skin care) because there are so many good cheap dupes nowadays. Most of the products I use are Revlon.
Revlon ColorStay Foundation. This comes in 2 formulas: Normal/Dry Skin and Oily/Combination Skin. I use the latter and I love it. I wear it every day, I wear it for special occasions, sometimes I mix it with my moisturizer and use it as a tinted moisturizer. It's a great foundation if you need a lot of coverage and if you have issues with your foundation sliding. ($12.99)
Revlon PhotoReady Concealer. Ok if you have under eye issues and you don't use concealer, you are a damn fool. Concealer is by far the most important product you should be wearing. This one is great because it doesn't show up in photos, and I know a lot of people are scared of concealer because they think it looks too light or heavy but that is really the whole idea. It brightens your entire face and makes you look awake. Best cure for hangover face. ($9.99, although I think its cheaper at Target)
This is by far my number 1 favorite mascara ever. In my opinion Maybelline has the best mascara line of almost any make up brand. The VolumExpress line is really amazing. The Falsies is definitely my favorite. I like big lashes all the time so this is perfect for me. (under $7.00)
Eyes Lips Face blush in Tickled Pink. Ok two things: 1. ELF is possibly the best thing to ever happen to me. Its dirt cheap and the quality is incredible. 2. Matte blusher is a god send for oily or problem skin. If you have bumps or large pores, try to avoid shimmery blush. ($3.00)
Always remember that make up is really accessible no matter what your budget is, and don't be afraid to use drugstore products!
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
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