Overheard: Written Edition

As I was changing in the womens gym bathroom for yoga this afternoon I noticed all of the graffiti on the stall.
One choice conversation:

Girl one: My ex-boyfriend is moving back to my old hometown. If I ever see him over break it's going to be awful. I wish someone would throw a pie in his face
Girl two: Where he at? I've got a pie. lemme at him!
Girl three: You are both idiots, why waste a perfectly good pie on a jerk!

I think the man vs. pie dilemma really is something to ponder over.

Good Point

On the BART to San Francisco:
A 4 year old boy is sitting on his mother's lap with two different sized t-rex toys.
Mother: No, Martin Luther King didn't actually live on that street [MLK BLVD]
Boy: Ohhhh

Overheard

In the elevator at Target:

girl 1: I'm really liking this mix you made me. I mean that Rush song? It's so amazing. I even like that Michael Jackson song and I HATE Michael Jackson.

girl 2: Oh I know, me too. Rush on the other hand...

Gurl.

Quotes of the Day

Guy on campus talking on his cell phone:
"Dude when he started college, Nirvana was still around...because it was a long time ago!"

On Seinfeld:
Jerry- "How is your family history?"
George- "Terrible. I had an aunt die at age 7. Aunt Baby!"