Saturday, February 19, 2011

Everything in Brighton Made Sense


One of the little known gems about the English lifestyle is how much they appreciate their holidays. Whether it is for a weekend away, or a much longer vacation, time away from the grind is both a necessity and a luxury for all. With the presence of airlines like easyjet and the dreaded ryanair, British families and friends can now pop around all of Western Europe for less that 20 quid, but all of this accessibility has replaced the excitement and nostalgia for the beach towns of England.



In “When I’m Sixty-Four” Paul McCartney sings about renting a cottage in the Isle of Wight (if it’s not too dear) which might come as just another adorable line in an adorable song, but for most families in England the vacation to the seaside towns of Blackpool and the Isle of Wight were the most anticipated weeks of the year, hopefully with weather that can actually be considered warm by most human standards. At the top of the English beach paradise list is the southern town of Brighton.




I’d love to tell you that Brighton is known for its sandy beaches and warm waters, but that would only not be true, it wouldn’t even be plausible for a country so defined by cold and uncomfortable things (Sorry England, I love you but…c’mon). What makes Brighton so perfect is the fact that it doesn’t conform to any beach town we are familiar with today. Trapped in the architecture and style of the 1900’s, a trip to Brighton really is a holiday from real life just because you have no idea what time period you are in. Lightly painted pastel Victorian townhouses and duplexes line the spotless streets that once were filled with Vespas belonging to the hoards of mods in the late 60’s.



There is a sense of history and timelessness that comes with a walk on the Brighton Pier. Full of games and rides that make you forget how old you actually are, partnered with a view that makes you never want to go back to the busy streets of London, Brighton has a sense of cultural history that can’t be matched.






After attempting to put your feet in the icy water and walking over the unbearably painful rocks that is considered the “beach”, make sure not to miss the knick knack shops and chippies along the Brighton promenade. The Brits don’t believe in frozen yogurt which makes every soft serve ice cream that more delicious. While I am not a fan of fish, my friends told me that the fish and chips at the end of the pier were also incredibly tasty.





My personal favorite area of Brighton has to be the shops and streets around East Street which was notorious for being the “mod side of town” in the 1960’s. Now home to adorable cafes and bars, fashionable boutiques, and art galleries, this area of Brighton was immortalized by the 1979 film Quadrophenia by The Who (which just happens to be one of my favorite movies/albums).










If you are ever in London and want to get out of the same old routine of the tube, hop on a Southern Express train to Brighton and Hove. It's worth it.

(all photographs are taken by me except the quadrophenia shots)

Friday, February 18, 2011

For the Love of Shlomy


Ladies and gentlemen, this may come as a shock to you, but beneath my fabulous exterior is a forty+ year old full on cat lady. Anyone who knows me knows that my cat is my best friend in the whole world (sorry Meredith). While I don't have any framed photos of him and I, Liz Lemon has got nothing on my collection of photos of us together.

When I was 4 my mom took my brother and I to the park to get a kitten from an abandoned litter. We got there in time to snatch one up and he was about the size of my mom's hand. I'll never forget his little golf ball sized head facing a corner of the Costco sized Eggo box we got him in. He was severely malnourished and the vet told us he probably wasn't going to make it, so my mom, being the amazing woman she is, nursed him back to health. He is now 17 years old and although he barfs constantly, he's still basically a kitten at heart, as well as the love of my life. He doesn't judge me, he always pays attention to me, he's affectionate, he's always happy to see me, and most importantly, he don't talk back. I always say I'll never love a man as much as I love my cat, and it is absolutely true. Sorry dudes.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Fictional Loves: TV Boyfriends

I have a ton of soul mates. Approximately 20% of them are several of my female friends, and about 80% of them are fictional characters. These are just a few of my TV boyfriends:

Maurice Moss- The IT Crowd
Henry Pollard- Party Down
Bill Haverchuck- Freaks and Geeks
Andy Dwyer- Parks and Recreation
Tom Haverford- Parks and Recreation
Milhouse Van Houten- The Simpsons
Charlie Kelly- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
 Phil Dunphy-Modern Family
Jim Halpert- The Office
Vince Noir- The Mighty Boosh

Louie - Louie

Roy Trenneman- The IT Crowd

Andy Botwin- Weeds
Harvey Kinkle- Sabrina, The Teenage Witch


In conclusion, if you are like any of the dreamboats listed above, get at me. 

Milestones!

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Thanks to all of you who read our blog and spread the word to your friends!

love Bailey and Jessica

Track Take: "Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me?" (The White Stripes)



In light of the fact that The White Stripes officially will no longer come out with new music (as opposed to us waiting pathetically for Jack White to stop with this side project nonsense) I think that it's fitting to examine one of their lesser known tracks from De Stijl.

Driven by the strong and steady beat provided by Meg, "Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me?" brilliantly depicts the depression and suicide of it's narrator. Through the hypnotic blues guitar riff repeating, we as the listener get trapped in the hypnotic distortion without truly listening to the lyrics of the song. The musical innovation combined with "Why can't you be nicer to me?" being the only line repeated only reiterates the incredibly depressing meaning behind the song.

Highlights of Jack White's song writing genius comes from his ability to make incredibly simple lines truly affect the listener: "Nobody's sharing / so I stop caring". Who among us hasn't felt this sense of helplessness with the people that they know. It breaks our hearts to hear him give up on humanity because we have all been there in our minds before.

The true genius of this deceptively easy song comes from the last five seconds of the song. After being driven completely by the rough garage sound of Jack and Meg, the last guitar chord reveals itself to be a G chord. Compared to the complex minors and sharps throughout the song, this G chord comes off as incredibly bright, even peaceful to the listener's ears.

How do we read this? Just as a nice way to end the song?

I give Jack White more credit than this explanation, and believe that he is making a statement on the peace that the narrator finally receives once he no longer had to deal with the pain in his life. A clean cut yet resonant musical chord of the afterlife?

Why not, he did almost become a priest instead of a musician.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Love Snapshots

Everyone should download Jessica's mix, it's a keeper on this V-day (unlike most things on this day). I thought I would give you all a little valentines gift also!

Remember that moment in Never Been Kissed when Drew Barrymore thought of the prom theme: Great Couples Through Time? Well, On this Valentines Day I thought I'd share some photos of couples that make me feel all warm inside.


Stephen and Jane Hawking on wedding day


John Updike and Martha Ruggles Bernhard


John and Jackie Kennedy


Win Butler and RĂ©gine Chassagne


Jean Shrimpton and Terrence Stamp


and last, but not least Paul and Linda McCartney

Songs of Hate


Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day! I made an appropriate mix for the occasion; download here. I'm really bad at Mediafire so I don't know how to upload it as a folder, sorry.

Here is the track listing (and original order I wanted it in):

Sleep Forever- Crocodiles
Stupid Girl- Garbage
She's Long Gone- The Black Keys
Free- The Martinis
Our Deal- Best Coast
A.M. 180- Grandaddy
Don't Cry- Deerhunter
Solitude is Bliss- Tame Impala
When I'm Small- Phantogram
Master of None- Beach House
Love Fade- Tamaryn
Shadows- Warpaint
6 Underground- Sneaker Pimps
Alone, Together- The Strokes



Sunday, February 13, 2011

Family Matters

Just a little glimpse into the family I have:

Text from my father:
just saw justin beiber. cute and little

conversation with my sister:
Me: Ooh!how did the dress go?.
Sister: just as when i got it in tenth grade
dad thinks i am superman
how i can always fit into the same clothes.
Me:wait...that is actually a really good point.