HBIC: Wendy Williams

"How you doin'?"

When I grow up, I want to be Wendy Williams. I love a woman who can pull off big (fake) hair and boobs (i.e. Dolly Parton). Wendy's like that cool aunt who takes you out to bars and teaches you how to use said big hair/boobs to pick up men. Thanks Aunt Wendy! 

HBIC: Michelle Tanner

 

"You got a bad attitude."

Do I even have to explain why this ferocious five-year-old is such an HBIC? She's sassy as hell and never let anyone get away with being rude. She always knew exactly how to manipulate everyone in the Tanner family to get what she wanted, which was usually a cookie or some ice cream. Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. What moxie. GET IT, DIVA.